Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You're like the curious george of whores
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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