No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
only you would photoshop your dick
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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