Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I haven't been this sober since birth.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Randomize