Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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