it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Randomize
