Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
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