dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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