so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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