sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
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What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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