she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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