he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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