I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
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Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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