So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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