I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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