Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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