You made me cry and you don't even care
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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