Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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