No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
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You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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