who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
