I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning