just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
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Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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