As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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