Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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