If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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