Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
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Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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