I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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