I love black thongs
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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