i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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