youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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