would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
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He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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