I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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