remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
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