Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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