So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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