Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
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You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
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When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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