I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
vagina is talking i cant
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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