There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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