The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
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What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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