I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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