But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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