I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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