Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
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I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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