I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
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Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...