I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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