Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
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I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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