Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
did you just send me my own nude
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
