Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
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This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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