Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
These 17 People Made Horrible Decisions That Ruined Their Lives
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.