Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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