If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Watching her eat just hurts me
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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