Heybabeimwearingurpanties
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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