so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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