I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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