Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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