I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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