I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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