i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
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I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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