a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
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So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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